Sharon Stone loses custody of her kids... And here's why:

HER ADVICE TO TEENAGERS ON HOW TO AVOID RAPE: "I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

SAYS SUCH CLASSY THINGS ABOUT THE GUY SHE'S DATING: Dated Dwight Yoakam in the early 1990s, and was rather famously quoted as saying, "Kissing Dwight is like eating a dirt sandwich.

HER RESPONSE TO 80,000 PEOPLE DEAD IN CHINA AFTER AN EARTHQUAKE: "Then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice, that the bad things happen to you?"

SHE SUPPORTS THE BLACK MARKET: In 2005, Stone raised over $250 thousand for mosquito nets in Tanzania to combat a malaria outbreak, talking UNICEF into diverting critical funds to raise an additional $750 thousands. Without doing her research, she didn't know that mosquito nets were not the problem and that she was being conned. She impulsively spent the money on the nets, and had them sent immediately. Much of the materials were hijacked by the Tanzanian government to create black market wedding dresses. The rest of the materials disappeared without a trace.

SHE'S RELIGIOUSLY CONFUSED: In the early 1990s, Stone became a member of the Church of Scientology. Stone remained with the religion until recently when she converted to Tibetan Buddhism after fellow actor Richard Gere introduced her to the Dalai Lama. She is an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

SHE'S A STINKIN' LIAR: Used to claim she was a member of the high IQ society known as "Mensa," but finally recanted after being confronted with evidence that she was not... Jim Blackmore of Mensa said, "It's delightful to finally see Ms. Stone admit that she's not and never has been a member of our society. But then she goes on to say, 'I went to a Mensa school.' Not so." Blackmore said that would not have been possible as there have been no Mensa schools since the early 1960s.

Okay, so nobody's perfect... But check this out: Not even Arnold Schwarzenegger can trust her!...